BROKEBUCKS vs STARBUCKS

Okay! I absolutely love Starbucks. I go in there for everything and I especially love there Orange Mango Banana Vivanno's. But i had just came to a realization after (I'm not afraid to say) going in there one day with a pair of gray workout pants, a black sports bra with a wife beater and (excuse me for sinning) SNEAKERS!!!!! or what most of us know as Tennis shoes, that the name Starbucks is so overrated! Everyone wants to go in there with the intention of being a STAR! Like because the place is called Starbucks on your way in some producer casting for the next major motion picture will spot you amongst all the other well dressed people and sweep you off your feet into Hollywood. It just kinda goes to show how depressed Americans are. Because honey...TRUST ME! It doesn't work that way. Unless its by some spectacular act of FAITH or MIRACLE, you can just keep dreaming.

So lets say that one day Howard Schultz (Starbucks creator) wakes up and decides that he no longer wants Starbucks to be called Starbucks and calls it "Brokebucks" and everything in this place is ridiculously over priced. What happens than? LMAO!!! Do we play the part. Making it okay to now walk into this ridiculously over priced franchise wearing the worst clothes possible and spending a plethora of money and only because its HOT! (Not the food. the Fad!). When in irony, the name being Brokebucks just proves to be a way of having Americans get up, under dress, and than compete to see who can spend the most money. And only because.... the NAME!

I mean WHYYYYYY is it so bad these days to be different. Why do we not like the person who looks nothing like us but we embrace the drones and the carbon copies they call celebrities. And yeah! maybe i have reached that celebrity status. But not to the point of becoming one of the Brokebucks followers.

I...THINK...NOT!!!!!