'BIMBOISM' IS CONTAGEOUS!

Well don't be completely fooled by the way the word Bimbo slides off the tip of your lips as you say it.Its not always a good thing to be a bimbo unless your like Teila Tequila or something and getting paid for being both a slut and a bimbo at once. But then again i guess that would make her a 'BIMSLUT.' Anyways....I must admit that we all have or own genuine definition of what a bimbo is and most of the time it doesn't hold its same classic meaning. Lets take a look at exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A clearly displays the typical case of 'Bimboism.' Diagnosed by Bimbo hater professionals such as myself!!! The latex slut filled outfit that this diseased creature is wearing is high enough to almost see her kooch and her blond hair is also a proven factor that this girl just wants to have fun. The cotton candy pink that is typically worn by circus clowns is the color of choice for these color blind specimens.


At some point bimbos was term that was given to only blond women, with fake boobs and slutty attitudes. but now because of some odd and very strange reason. Ladies are wanting to surpass intelligence and catch this contagious disease known as 'Bimboism.' Take a look at Exhibit B.

Exhibit B
This is an example of the above mentioned contagious transfer of 'Bimboism' within the female gene pool. Scientist are still asking what caused this transition to occur. Although the growth rate of 'Bimboism' in the brunette demographic is now very high the growth of 'Bimboism' in blonds is still rapidly increasing at an alarming rate!!!!

America we need to understand that this is a terrible epidemic and something needs to be done about it. Exhibit C shows that now in the African American community 'Bimboism' is also rising and going up by 2% every year.


Exhibit C

Mothers and FATHERS!....protect,educate and love your children because before you know it the whole world will aspire to be DUMB!!!!!